I’m the Snarky B. You can sort of guess what the B stands for, it rhymes with ditch. Or it could stand for BABE. It sort of depends on who you ask, and when you ask. You see, I don’t mean to offend, but I do. I don’t mean to be a mean girl, but sometimes I am. I’m not doing it to make you mad. I’m not doing it to hit below the belt. I’m that friend who tells you your ass is too big to wear those pants. You see, I’m doing it for your own good. So when I first insult you, you will call me a Snarky Bitch, but the more you think about it, the more you realize I was right and gave you the advice you needed all along. Then I become a Snarky Babe.
I am the wife of Cranky McBastard, and the mom of Awesome McAwesomenss.